Thursday, June 29, 2006

Meet Mark

Now I would like to introduce you to some special. This is him on the right.

His name's Mark

Now Mark thinks he's over weight. To put him at rest, I don't.

Now one drunken afternoon Mark decided to announce to the world that he was going to lose weight, stop smoking, give up booze and exercise more. This boast was made after consuming three packets of biscuits, three gallons of beer and having a cigarette - all while watching the soccer.

Mark has a desire to get back to what he looked like when he was playing sport, which scientists believe looked something like this:

The proudful boast came with a time and weight setting. The exact statement was 'lose 10 kilos in 15 days'. Now I don't think anyone could hold you to that during the World Cup, but it's nearly all over!

So everyone, please send Mark messages of support. I'm not going to give you his email address, but please leave a comment on the blog and I'm sure Mark will read it.

So on 10 July, let's see how he goes!

Pressures on!

4 Comments:

At 1:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark, as one of your friends I know that when you say something like this that you will come through with the goods and the rest of us will be left speachless in your amazing transformation into a buff gym freak! We will all be jealous when you are playing sports at an optimum level, something that only the rest of us can dream of!

Good Luck!

Brie

 
At 1:13 PM, Blogger Bart said...

But Mark remember, how good were those cookies!!!!!

 
At 8:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark you seem OK but who is the wanker in the hat

 
At 11:35 PM, Blogger Bart said...

I don't know either, but apparently his father's a tool also.

 

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