Blair McDonough - who the fuck are you?

Blair McDonough. Who the fuck are you? For those not in the know, Blair McDonough was the runner up in the first Australian Big Brother, and like everyone that goes on to Big Brother, he thinks he’s got something that the rest of the world doesn’t (and if you saw the email going around of him in the BB showers he is correct – the world’s smallest cock).

Anyway, Blair went on to get a role in Neighbours after his stint in the BB household and now, like all Neighbours cast, is trying his hand on stage in London. Obviously wanting to show off his acting talent and range, he decided not to go for a Shakespearean piece or a Checkov number, no no he’s starring in the Vegemite Tales, a play about a group of Aussies living in London. “Hey Blair, welcome to our day to day life - tosser. Pick any third person on a London street and you'll have an Aussie who is pretty damn familiar with that story!”

You may wonder why I have decided to waste my writing talent (know that word Blair?) on this little poo stain, so let me explain. On Sunday night, a friend of Bart’s Blog saw Blair in the Slug and Lettuce (love this English pubs names) in Fulham. At the risk of jeers from his mates, Simon decided to go up to Blair and get a photo for his sister – well that’s what he tells us it was for.

Simon quite politely walked up to Blair and asked him for a photo. For this he was denied, and told in that oh-so attractive Ringwood drawl: “carn’t be farked”. I’m sorry?? All you have to do is stand there you wanker. Even a talentless hack like yourself should be able to manage that.

To quote Simon:

You ask Burt Reynolds for a photo you'll get one, but this Z-list celebrity knocked me back.

Blair McDonough – you are a talentless shit.

And screw you – he took the shot anyway!